Some of the parts on yours weren't needed either...
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wow
its sad to think he thinks his kid is a hacker
Don't cha mean, Script Kiddy LOL
Google Script Kiddy and you'll see, that this kid is no hacker
"oh look I can hack a website by pinging or, DDoS attacking woop-de-do im a hacker"
What is the fun, of getting people MP3 musics, by hacking into their computer, or getting any files.. You go to a torrent site, you got everthing there.. wow.. And Linux, is iligal?
What the fuck is Lunix? Also because I use 'Flash' that makes me a hacker?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix
no flash does not the guy who made this shit up is just a moron.
These are the bits I like!
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer (Then they might be watching a legal TV program, we have a lot of that in the UK)
You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away (what the hell!!! ha ha ha)
Which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone (because we dont have that legally, lol)
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. (what a load of Cr*p)
Communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. (electromagnetic radiation!!! ha ha haha aha)
He researched some of his facts really well, but he is just scare mongering. Therefore he is a retard!
Lol, wtf is with the cloths part? That's the dumbest shit he wrote. Dress like a hacker... Pfft. I too can get into other peoples computers but I don't wear glow sticks and shit. I know alot of people who are better 'hackers' then I irl, in my school. Which is a middle shool (6-8th), we don't wear glow sticks and dress like that. Omg I was "rotflmfao" irl when I read that. Omg he as dumb as his daughter! And for someone who has JUST bught a computer, he sures knows alot! Where'd he hear this shit? ROTFLMFAO. Lunix is illegal... L-O-FUCKING-L, AMD is totally legal! LOL, I bet his son told him to type that to make him look like a idiot. ROFL!!
this is very funny. Especially #9. LMAO
I read this then i LOL'd.. 1. Linux is awsome,legal and free, 2. Quake?
Hacking is not a sport as more as it is a flow of artistic coding ability and knowledge to use common sense and skill.. This guy had nooooooooooo clue when he wrote this lol
4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
HHaha thats funny!
After rereading that, holy crap that article sucked balls. And also, I have the book "Programming with Perl" on my bookshelf, good book. I enjoyed it.
Wow, If you use your computer for more then 30 minutes, Your a hacker? I mean in the first place who cares if their son hacks in the first place it's not like he snorts coke or anything...
#9 is absurd he miight like techno like me lol