mine is:

Dom: Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Marcus: its just the wind.
Dom: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

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Dom: (see's a weird looking locust) Uhh... Those aren't drones.

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Marcus: Baird, what's the status on that APC?
Barid: The status is that it sucks.

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Cole: Yeah! Bring it on, sucka! This is my kinda shit!

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Marcus: Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus: Got one?
Dom: Yeah, in my other pants.

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Carmine: Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one that fought at Asho Fields?
Marcus: Yep.
Carmine: Wow. Cool!
Marcus: Not really.

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Barid: (says this if he needs to be revived) Aw come on, I wouldn't do this to you!... Okay, maybe I would.

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Marcus: Cole, Baird, We're in.
Barid: Well it's about time, we've been here for *at least* two minutes.
Marcus: Well good for you smart ass.

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