Well they have some pretty cool definitions describing me.

Some of the following.

Zeus

The greatest of all of the Greek gods

Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.
Zeus Cannon

Another term for beer bong
Zeus Dick

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.

Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!