Post fortune cookie fortunes the add "...in bed" at the end.

----Added 23/6/2009 at 9:28 AM----

  • He who throws dirt is losing ground...in bed
  • You can always find happiness at work on Friday...in bed
  • Do not mistake temptation for opportunity...in bed
  • A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition...in bed. Ouch!!!
  • The greatest danger could be your stupidity...in bed
  • He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at ...in bed
  • He who laughs last is laughing at you...in bed
  • A closed mouth gathers no feet...in bed
  • A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking...in bed
  • A cynic is only a frustrated optimist...in bed
  • A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject...in bed
  • It doesn't matter ...in bed Who is without a flaw?
  • The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl...in bed
  • Flattery will go far tonight...in bed