Weird sh!t you do.

I have OCRD. Its weird as hell...

i jerk it before i poop.....

I say Measure weird. I say it Mazur.

when i blow my nose i squeak...

When I take a shit, my legs never touch the seat.

I always use doors to crack my knuckles

I like to make random noises which is not just limited to a dog or helicopter.

I try putting weird crap in my ramen noodles to see if it tastes good and chicken ramen with mayo is delicious

Whenever I text someone I always try to capitalize the first word.

I play with my gauge so much that it stretches itself