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    Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander_John. View Post
    dude,alchohol goes to the crack addict remember :p

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    Did you know if you stick a beer bottle in your ass hole,you will get drunk 5 times faster,but get alchohol poinsioning like twice as fast
    I watch manswers too :P

    and you get drunk way way faster than that. Depending on how much and what it is you will get *instantly* buzzed / hammered / completely fucked in like 20 seconds. Depending on what it is. If you put a shot of tequila or vodka up your ass YOUR FUCKED. It probably won't give you alchohol poisoning but that is ALL your having for the night. You won't want more you'll be like instantly hammered.
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.- View Post
    I watch manswers too :P

    and you get drunk way way faster than that. Depending on how much and what it is you will get *instantly* buzzed / hammered / completely fucked in like 20 seconds. Depending on what it is. If you put a shot of tequila or vodka up your ass YOUR FUCKED. It probably won't give you alchohol poisoning but that is ALL your having for the night. You won't want more you'll be like instantly hammered.
    Manswer Is The Shit

    2 teguila shots ur ass is dead lol

    what about fireballs,how many is that guna take to do u in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander_John. View Post
    Manswer Is The Shit

    2 teguila shots ur ass is dead lol

    what about fireballs,how many is that guna take to do u in?
    LOL. No comment. Thats just stupid to do. You'd be fucked.
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.- View Post
    LOL. No comment. Thats just stupid to do. You'd be fucked.
    fireballs aint that bad,only have a shot of vodka

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander_John. View Post
    fireballs aint that bad,only have a shot of vodka
    Because it would burn like fuck I wasn't talking about being drunk. You would get hammered and be done for the night but your intestines would burn like fuck. Tabasco sauce and some cinnamon schnapps or HOT 100 in some of them recipes differ. That would burn your intestines and really feel uncomfortable lol.

    None the less you fucking light it on fire.
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.- View Post
    Because it would burn like fuck I wasn't talking about being drunk. You would get hammered and be done for the night but your intestines would burn like fuck. Tabasco sauce and some cinnamon schnapps or HOT 100 in some of them recipes differ. That would burn your intestines and really feel uncomfortable lol.

    None the less you fucking light it on fire.
    still a tums up your ass?

    Maybe put the peptobismol up ur ass?

    they help hurt burn,or maybe intestine burn o.0

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    And it led to this ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiNiST3R-Sp4rK View Post
    And it led to this ^^
    Yeah weirdly enough CJ likes to stick things up his ass.
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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    JooN-YeR
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    I knew it!!!!! Since day one!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiNiST3R-Sp4rK View Post
    I knew it!!!!! Since day one!!!!
    So did the doctors -_-. lol
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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