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    Some of these i laughed on, but most were kinda lame.

    the ones i laughed on were good though. :)
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  2. #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMcKinney View Post

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
    Not Cool I am related to here. She is famile.

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    When people go to bed they check under it for the boogeyman.. When the boogeyman goes to bed, it checks under for Chuck Norris..

    ----Added 28/5/2009 at 8:01 PM----
    Here's some more..

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice!

    Chuck Norris has already been to mars.. That's why there are no signs of life there.

    The four horsemen of the apocalypse actually lives in Chuck Norris's nutsack.

    Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

    Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date... Always.

    And the funniest one i've read so far among the others....

    On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
    open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't fucking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

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    DEATH METAL

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    :dry:Lee beat Norris:dry: This should be deleted from history.

  5. #25
    Chuck Norris

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    i just laught seing owen wilson and his nose!
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    some kids piss their name in the snow, chuck norris pisses his name in concrete lol
    ---Greatness---

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