My Friday the 13th Bad Luck

• I missed my bus this morning
• when i came back in ym house,i knocked the trash over
• i got sick in 6th period,so i slept the entire thing
• i got an infected cut
• I spilled my drink at burger king :(

Good thing is over :(

Aww. You forgot how once you fell asleep at 12:01 AM Pimp came over and teabagged you.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

Aww. You forgot how once you fell asleep at 12:01 AM Pimp came over and teabagged you.

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funny,i was surprised my baseball glove didnt catch on fire when i put it in the oven...

my bad luck-

* I kissed a girl, TWICE

* I got head, about an hour ago.

* At lunch i had, Pizza, cookies, and A pretzel with cheese.

* I Got my phone back

And I finally have A's and B's

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Originally Posted by -K4RM4-

my bad luck-

* I kissed a girl, TWICE

* I got head, about an hour ago.

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first time for both,lol jk :p

Nah, First time for your mom to gargle on a bigger dick than you and you dad's put together........ No jk ;)

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Originally Posted by -K4RM4-

Nah, First time for your mom to gargle on a bigger dick than you and you dad's put together........ No jk ;)

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if its bigger then mine,shit its gota be a good 3 feet longer then yous :p

My dick is HUGE, Just simply ask your mommy... I measured it with her throat... (yea, I got jokes)

I had no bad luck but my friend got hit by a car (seriously) but he's OK, just a few cuts and bruises. The car had more damage then him

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Originally Posted by Big Brother

I had no bad luck but my friend got hit by a car (seriously) but he's OK, just a few cuts and bruises. The car had more damage then him

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how fast was the car goin?