The Fortune Cookie Thread...in bed

Post fortune cookie fortunes the add "...in bed" at the end.

----Added 23/6/2009 at 9:28 AM----

• He who throws dirt is losing ground...in bed
• You can always find happiness at work on Friday...in bed
• Do not mistake temptation for opportunity...in bed
• A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition...in bed. Ouch!!!
• The greatest danger could be your stupidity...in bed
• He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at ...in bed
• He who laughs last is laughing at you...in bed
• A closed mouth gathers no feet...in bed
• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking...in bed
• A cynic is only a frustrated optimist...in bed
• A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject...in bed
• It doesn't matter ...in bed Who is without a flaw?
• The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl...in bed
• Flattery will go far tonight...in bed