Just some of the texts I sent last night

Didn't know I even sent these till I got a text from this girl who was talking to me about it.

Heres a couple from my outbox

Fucking douches who sold me the alphabet soup jipped me. It only has a bunch of O's.

I'm Pocohontas!

I can seee the rainbow mr.ferrret

but no mr.ferret i dont want the skittlez! I have m&m's!

protect my room from the evil monkey and claim the orange fishies.

omg im going to name this fishy pacco

no! mr.ferret you have to protect the hetlicopter elf tree! the gnomes are coming to eat it throw pacco at them!

its illegal to stay in other trees!



And then I woke up with a bunch of gold fish crackers on the couch.

Those gnomes are fucking annoying. They get blood everywhere when I tried to cut the lawn.

wtf...

random FTW

all she replied with is okay. okay bye. good bye! lol.

I so more random crap when i'm drunk but I call people instead.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Pickle

I so more random crap when i'm drunk but I call people instead.

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I'm fucking glad I didn't call anyone half the things I sent to were numbers not in my phone.

What thats a trip..lol.

Haha, that is hilarious.

I don't drink, but once my cousin got SMASHED. I gave him my phone to see what he would do. When he could actually manage to spell the words right he sent some funny texts to people. Content may not be appropriate for all viewers though. >.>