Deep Temptations...

A smoker, an alcoholic, and a gay guy all die and appear in front of Saint Peter. St. Peter tells them, "You three have died too early. I'm going to send you back but you can not do what you love most for your time being on Earth."

A few weeks later, the three are walking down the street when they pass a bar. "I can't take it any more! I need a drink!" says the alcoholic. He goes into the bar, grabs a drink, takes a sip, and dies. The smoker and gay guy continue walking down the street and they see a full lit cigarette on the floor. "I got to have that cigarette, I can't take it any more!" Before he bends down to grab it, the gay guy says, "If you bend down for that cigarette, we're both going to die."

Rape!

lol...good one!:biggrin:

Lol!

Nice one.. :taz: