I Can Haz Tail?

YouTube- I Has A Tail

Why do you have a rod up your ass?

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Originally Posted by CoDeX

Why do you have a rod up your ass?

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he likes it

I wants a tail. :(

This "I can haz tail?" will turn into "I can haz fluffy ears?". Then next thing you know Johnny is walking down the street in fury costume.

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Originally Posted by CoDeX

This "I can haz tail?" will turn into "I can haz fluffy ears?". Then next thing you know Johnny is walking down the street in fury costume.

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I don't want ears. Just a tail. If you had a tail can you honestly say that you wouldn't be happier? I'd be happy. I'd have something to do everyday and I'd be able to show I was happy.

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Originally Posted by JohnnyMcKinney

I don't want ears. Just a tail. If you had a tail can you honestly say that you wouldn't be happier? I'd be happy. I'd have something to do everyday and I'd be able to show I was happy.

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I have a tail on my front. It stands up when I'm happy.

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Originally Posted by CoDeX

I have a tail on my front. It stands up when I'm happy.

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That's called a tail on the wrong side.

Johnny, have you gained weight?

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Originally Posted by /B/rodigyz

Johnny, have you gained weight?

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Ass hole... You don't say that shit to people.

And no. I'm actually losing weight and gaining muscle. I recently started working out again.

I've had two people already ask me that, are they just trying to piss me off or what? Is my ass getting bigger or something lol cause I have no idea how they can tell. I'm 19 and the once plop belly I had about 6 months ago is pretty much gone since I stopped drinking cokes.