I Have a kidney stone.

Anyone ever had a kidney stone? I had a bunch of tiny little ones but one big one came up this morning and its like seriously stuck inside my dick. It hurts so fucking bad. When I start to piss it feels like I cut from the tip of my dick til half way down ( thats pretty fucking long ;D ) and it burns like hell. The stone is like stuck right before coming out.

shit, a grain of sand can get stuck in yo dick.

Thats not good, I hope you can piss it out soon.

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Originally Posted by Sneaky Poptart

Thats not good, I hope you can piss it out soon.

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Me fucking too. CoDeX it feels like a god damn sugar cube.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

Anyone ever had a kidney stone? I had a bunch of tiny little ones but one big one came up this morning and its like seriously stuck inside my dick. It hurts so fucking bad. When I start to piss it feels like I cut from the tip of my dick til half way down ( thats pretty fucking short ;D ) and it burns like hell. The stone is like stuck right before coming out.

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theyre guna have to cut your dick off :p
wait,how do you have a Kidney stone in your dick anyway?

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Originally Posted by Commander_John.

theyre guna have to cut your dick off :p
wait,how do you have a Kidney stone in your dick anyway?

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From pop and crap you get stones in your kidneys you have to piss them out sometime. It hurts even worse when they move around in your kidneys.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

From pop and crap you get stones in your kidneys you have to piss them out sometime. It hurts even worse when they move around in your kidneys.

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surgery?

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Originally Posted by Commander_John.

surgery?

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Removing a kidney stone.

1. First, place the penis on a flat surface. A table works fine.
2. Next, get a blunt object. Hammers work the best.
3. Now repeatly smash kidney stone with the blunt object.
4. Finally, with the kidney stone smashed to pieces. Gently urinate and let it flow out.

WARNING side-effects may inclube:

• Severly Bruised Penis.
• Lack of self respect.
• No longer functioning penis.
• "Applesauce dick"
• Extreme pain
• Regret
• Bloody hammers
• Extremely wide dick!!!...that is as thick as a piece of paper.

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Originally Posted by CoDeX

Removing a kidney stone.

1. First, place the penis on a flat surface. A table works fine.
2. Next, get a blunt object. Hammers work the best.
3. Now repeatly smash kidney stone with the blunt object.
4. Finally, with the kidney stone smashed to pieces. Gently urinate and let it flow out.

WARNING side-effects may inclube:

• Severly Bruised Penis.
• Lack of self respect.
• No longer functioning penis.
• "Applesauce dick"
• Extreme pain
• Regret
• Bloody hammers
• Extremely wide dick!!!...that is as thick as a piece of paper.

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lol,damn codex u always make someone laugh ,applesauce dick,classic LOL

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Originally Posted by CoDeX

Removing a kidney stone.

1. First, place the penis on a flat surface. A table works fine.
2. Next, get a blunt object. Hammers work the best.
3. Now repeatly smash kidney stone with the blunt object.
4. Finally, with the kidney stone smashed to pieces. Gently urinate and let it flow out.

WARNING side-effects may inclube:

• Severly Bruised Penis.
• Lack of self respect.
• No longer functioning penis.
• "Applesauce dick"
• Extreme pain
• Regret
• Bloody hammers
• Extremely wide dick!!!...that is as thick as a piece of paper.

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I seriously think that would work!!! do it!!!

my grandpa had one...he had to go to the hostiptial. they used like some sort of lazer to burst it into smaller pieces. Stones are caused form not drinking enough water, or thats what im told. so i drink about 4 bottles every day lol

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Drink more water.