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Aww. You forgot how once you fell asleep at 12:01 AM Pimp came over and teabagged you.
funny,i was surprised my baseball glove didnt catch on fire when i put it in the oven...Quote:
Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-
my bad luck-
* I kissed a girl, TWICE
* I got head, about an hour ago.
* At lunch i had, Pizza, cookies, and A pretzel with cheese.
* I Got my phone back
And I finally have A's and B's
first time for both,lol jk :pQuote:
Originally Posted by -K4RM4-
Nah, First time for your mom to gargle on a bigger dick than you and you dad's put together........ No jk ;)
if its bigger then mine,shit its gota be a good 3 feet longer then yous :pQuote:
Originally Posted by -K4RM4-
My dick is HUGE, Just simply ask your mommy... I measured it with her throat... (yea, I got jokes)
I had no bad luck but my friend got hit by a car (seriously) but he's OK, just a few cuts and bruises. The car had more damage then him
how fast was the car goin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Brother
it was parked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander_John.
Theres a first time for everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by -K4RM4-
only about 15 to 20 MPH, it was right near a traffic light and a school zoneQuote:
Originally Posted by Commander_John.
Oh noes ur like zeus now.Quote:
Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-Theres a first time for everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by -K4RM4-