Favorite Gears of War quotes.

mine is:

Dom: Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Marcus: its just the wind.
Dom: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

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Dom: (see's a weird looking locust) Uhh... Those aren't drones.

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Marcus: Baird, what's the status on that APC?
Barid: The status is that it sucks.

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Cole: Yeah! Bring it on, sucka! This is my kinda shit!

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Marcus: Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus: Got one?
Dom: Yeah, in my other pants.

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Carmine: Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one that fought at Asho Fields?
Marcus: Yep.
Carmine: Wow. Cool!
Marcus: Not really.

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Barid: (says this if he needs to be revived) Aw come on, I wouldn't do this to you!... Okay, maybe I would.

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Marcus: Cole, Baird, We're in.
Barid: Well it's about time, we've been here for *at least* two minutes.
Marcus: Well good for you smart ass.

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Very specific thread..... The top one is pretty damn funny though

Carmine: Heard there was a shitload of grubs there sergeant.
Marcus: More like ten shitloads.

EDIT: Thats from GOW 2 btw.

Marcus: Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
Anya: GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
Baird: There's shit everywhere!
Cole: C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
Baird: Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
Dom: ...No way.
Marcus: Sucks to be them.

Carmine: I've got a problem. Something's wrong with this thing. It keeps jamming! See...?
Cole: Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitchesare going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck
you! We gonna whoop yo mamma's ass! WHOO!
Marcus: Who wants toast!?
Dom: I like 'em crispy!
Marcus:I like 'em crispy on the outside!
Dom: Hell ya!