Is your son a computer hacker?

[Nice marmite]

These are the bits I like!

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer (Then they might be watching a legal TV program, we have a lot of that in the UK)

You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away (what the hell!!! ha ha ha)

Which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone (because we dont have that legally, lol)

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. (what a load of Cr*p)

Communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. (electromagnetic radiation!!! ha ha haha aha)

He researched some of his facts really well, but he is just scare mongering. Therefore he is a retard!