Anyone ever had a kidney stone? I had a bunch of tiny little ones but one big one came up this morning and its like seriously stuck inside my dick. It hurts so fucking bad. When I start to piss it feels like I cut from the tip of my dick til half way down ( thats pretty fucking long ;D ) and it burns like hell. The stone is like stuck right before coming out.
Last edited by Zeus; 03-09-2009 at 03:43 PM.
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Originally Posted by Some phag
shit, a grain of sand can get stuck in yo dick.
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AdamAndersen aka Pink Floyd
[12-03, 18:47] taking it in the ass IS...
[12-03, 18:47] giving sex to another man isn't exactly gay...
[12-03, 18:45] ill suck your dick if you suck mine. dealio?
Adam Andersen: I give him a hug every night after we make love.
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CoDeX: Don't talk about last week.
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[Today 03:24 PM] BioHazardouz: My nuts
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When in doubt. Get the f*ck out!
CoDeX is like buttsecks. Some people like him. Most think he is a pain in the ass.
Thats not good, I hope you can piss it out soon.
Me fucking too. CoDeX it feels like a god damn sugar cube.
Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.
theyre guna have to cut your dick off :p
wait,how do you have a Kidney stone in your dick anyway?
From pop and crap you get stones in your kidneys you have to piss them out sometime. It hurts even worse when they move around in your kidneys.
Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.
surgery?
Removing a kidney stone.WARNING side-effects may inclube:
- First, place the penis on a flat surface. A table works fine.
- Next, get a blunt object. Hammers work the best.
- Now repeatly smash kidney stone with the blunt object.
- Finally, with the kidney stone smashed to pieces. Gently urinate and let it flow out.
- Severly Bruised Penis.
- Lack of self respect.
- No longer functioning penis.
- "Applesauce dick"
- Extreme pain
- Regret
- Bloody hammers
- Extremely wide dick!!!...that is as thick as a piece of paper.
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AdamAndersen aka Pink Floyd
[12-03, 18:47] taking it in the ass IS...
[12-03, 18:47] giving sex to another man isn't exactly gay...
[12-03, 18:45] ill suck your dick if you suck mine. dealio?
Adam Andersen: I give him a hug every night after we make love.
Rigalic Reign: I too had a sexual encounter with a female in kindergarten
CoDeX: Don't talk about last week.
[Today 03:56 PM] Sneaky Poptart: They haven't dropped yet?
[Today 03:24 PM] BioHazardouz: My nuts
[Today 01:42 PM] RageRaft: Whats up guys.
When in doubt. Get the f*ck out!
CoDeX is like buttsecks. Some people like him. Most think he is a pain in the ass.
lol,damn codex u always make someone laugh ,applesauce dick,classic LOL
I seriously think that would work!!! do it!!!
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