Didn't know I even sent these till I got a text from this girl who was talking to me about it.

Heres a couple from my outbox

Fucking douches who sold me the alphabet soup jipped me. It only has a bunch of O's.

I'm Pocohontas!

I can seee the rainbow mr.ferrret

but no mr.ferret i dont want the skittlez! I have m&m's!

protect my room from the evil monkey and claim the orange fishies.

omg im going to name this fishy pacco

no! mr.ferret you have to protect the hetlicopter elf tree! the gnomes are coming to eat it throw pacco at them!

its illegal to stay in other trees!



And then I woke up with a bunch of gold fish crackers on the couch.