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    JooN-YeR
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    Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

    If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble.... you Win, forever.

    Aliens Do exist.. They just know better than to come to a planet where Chuck Norris is on.

    Chuck Norris wears the orion belt around his pinky toe... and Eats the big dipper.

    On Chuck Norris's Birthday, He chooses one lucky Child to be thrown in the Sun.

    Ozzy obourne bites the heads off Bats.. Chuck Norris Bites the Heads off Siberian Tigers.

    Chuck Norris can round house kick you and alter your DNA so much.. Your descendents will Clutch their head and say "What the hell was that!?"

    They say Curiosity killed the cat.. That is false.. Chuck norris killed each and every one of them.

    Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blow torch to masturbate.

    Chuck Norris has never won a Academy Award for acting... Because he's not acting.

    When God said, "let there be light".... Chuck Norris Replied .. "Say Please"

    Chuck Norris Doesn't take showers.. He takes Blood-Baths.

    Every body loves ramond, Except For chuck norris.

    Chuck Norris Can squeez lemon juice,, out of an orange.

    Chuck Norris does not have hair on his Balls... Because Hair Does not grow on Steel.

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    Some Chuck Norris Jokes. Snake Champion, Asteroids Champion, Castle Crusher Champion, Johnny Race or Be Late Champion, Mission To Mars Champion

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    wow, lame chuck jokes, great...

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    JooN-YeR
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    Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

    I know huh!!!...

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    Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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    um ok?

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    JooN-YeR
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    Poor sportsmanship -_- it"s the thought that counts

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    Lmao, no matter how many times I see this..

    "Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls, because hair doesn't grow on steel."

    I laugh my fuckin ass off. Its hilarious every time I see it.
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

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    Some Chuck Norris Jokes. Hidden 120 Butterflies Champion

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    Quote Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.- View Post
    Lmao, no matter how many times I see this..

    "Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls, because hair doesn't grow on steel."

    I laugh my fuckin ass off. Its hilarious every time I see it.
    He has rust on his balls for hair.
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    JooN-YeR
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    CDX.. You just made me laugh!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiNiST3R-Sp4rK View Post
    CDX.. You just made me laugh!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh no!

    Chuck Norris goes to penis like alchohol goes to an alchoholic
    Every man for himself. You trust no one but yourself, if you want something done you do it your self don't rely on others. You watch your own back, you fight your own fights its you against the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by Some phag
    -.BUS.-'s mommy says to Cannon, "I love you,
    I love you, I love you"
    The Cannon on the bus says, "I love you, too"
    All through the town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.- View Post
    Oh no!

    Chuck Norris goes to penis like alchohol goes to an alchoholic
    dude,alchohol goes to the crack addict remember :p

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    Did you know if you stick a beer bottle in your ass hole,you will get drunk 5 times faster,but get alchohol poinsioning like twice as fast

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