Q) Have you heard about the new car developed by the jews?
A) it stops at the drop of a dime.


Q) Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A) pizzas dont scream in the oven


Q) Why do jews have such big noses?
A) cause air is free


Q) How do you fit 10,000 jews in a car?
A) throw a penny in there.
Pt.2
Q) How do you get rid of them?
A) Put them in the ash tray