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    Little Clara came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
    Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
    her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.'
    Now, Little Clara was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
    trouble at school and at home. Clara's mother asked her if she thought
    she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Clara, of course,
    thought she did.

    Clara's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
    behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why
    she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Clara stomped up the steps
    to her room and sat down to write God a letter.

    LETTER 1:
    Dear God:
    I have b een a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
    birthday. I want a red one.

    Your friend,
    Clara


    Clara knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
    year, so she tore up the letter and started over.

    LETTER 2:
    Dear God:
    This is your friend Clara. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and
    I would like a red bike for my birthday.
    Thank you,
    Clara

    Clara knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
    again.

    LETTER 3:
    Dear God:

    I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be
    a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
    Thank you,
    Clara

    Clara knew, even if it was true, this letter was n o t going to get her a
    bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her
    mother she wanted to go to church. Clara's mother thought her plan had
    worked because Clara looked very sad.

    'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said.

    Clara walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She
    looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the
    Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the
    street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat
    down and wrote her letter to God.

    LETTER 4:Dear God:




    GOT YOUR MAMA.
    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

    Signed,
    YOU KNOW WHO




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    wtffffff lol wow
    ODST is just So SiCk

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    omg lol. thats funny.

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    got yo momma Arkanoid Champion

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    lol thats hilarious
    The game...

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    LMAO! :laugh:

    Please don't be afraid to Rep +

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    lol, you make it up?

    Irony at it's finest

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    that jokes old.
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    still funny

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    LMFAO omg i was eating and now there food on my screen wow.

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    wow just plain wow...

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