MAN THOSE R GOOD JOKES MINE SUCK

chuck norris CAN BELEVE ITS NOT BUTTER

CHUCK NORRIS CAN DO A WHEELEE ON A UNICYCLE

CHUCK NORRIS WAS ONCE THE FIRST TI SPIN ON THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
THE FIRST 29 MINUTES OF THE SHOW CONSISTED OF EVERYONE STANDING AWKWARDLY WAITING FOR THE WHEEL TO STOP.

CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLING BIN.

IF U SPELL CHUCK NORRIS IN SCRABBLE ,U WIN ,FOREVER!!


CHUCK NORRIS BOWLED A 300 ONCE, WITH OUT A BALL . HE WASNT EVEN IN A BOWLING ALLEY

CHUCK NORRIS ATE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS ONCE. HE BLINKED


CHUCK NORRIS CAN SPEAK BRAILLE

CHUCK NORRIS SHOT THE SHERRIF ,,, BUT HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKED THE DEPUTY


WHEN CHUCK NORRIS ENTERS A ROOM HE DOES NOT!! TURN THE LIGHT ON, HE TURNS THE DARK OFF! :)

YAY

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Chuck norris qualified at the daytona 500 at a top speed of 343. With out a car