Wo..
I'm too dumbstruck to finish the world with a "w".

This kid across the street from me is a HUGE kid. MASSIVE. He came over to my house on day and asked me if I played WoW. I said no, and that I play XBox 360 instead. He brings his computer over. During dinner time (this was a neighborhood party at Christmas) no one could find him. He was in the room with the router in it, leeching off our internet with an ethernet cable (He didn't know the WEP key for wireless), in a corner, silent as hell. Took me a while to find him too. He was...how can I say it..obsessed?