Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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02-22-2009, 08:09 PM
JooN-YeR

Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

If you spell "Chuck Norris" in Scrabble.... you Win, forever.

Aliens Do exist.. They just know better than to come to a planet where Chuck Norris is on.

Chuck Norris wears the orion belt around his pinky toe... and Eats the big dipper.

On Chuck Norris's Birthday, He chooses one lucky Child to be thrown in the Sun.

Ozzy obourne bites the heads off Bats.. Chuck Norris Bites the Heads off Siberian Tigers.

Chuck Norris can round house kick you and alter your DNA so much.. Your descendents will Clutch their head and say "What the hell was that!?"

They say Curiosity killed the cat.. That is false.. Chuck norris killed each and every one of them.

Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blow torch to masturbate.

Chuck Norris has never won a Academy Award for acting... Because he's not acting.

When God said, "let there be light".... Chuck Norris Replied .. "Say Please"

Chuck Norris Doesn't take showers.. He takes Blood-Baths.

Every body loves ramond, Except For chuck norris.

Chuck Norris Can squeez lemon juice,, out of an orange.

Chuck Norris does not have hair on his Balls... Because Hair Does not grow on Steel.
02-22-2009, 08:22 PM
B1G_BR0TH3R

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

wow, lame chuck jokes, great...
02-22-2009, 08:46 PM
JooN-YeR

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

I know huh!!!...
02-24-2009, 07:25 PM
Blue

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um ok?
02-24-2009, 09:31 PM
JooN-YeR

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Poor sportsmanship -_- it"s the thought that counts
02-24-2009, 10:21 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

Lmao, no matter how many times I see this..

"Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls, because hair doesn't grow on steel."

I laugh my fuckin ass off. Its hilarious every time I see it.
02-24-2009, 10:23 PM
CoDeX

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

Lmao, no matter how many times I see this..

"Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls, because hair doesn't grow on steel."

I laugh my fuckin ass off. Its hilarious every time I see it.

He has rust on his balls for hair.
02-24-2009, 10:35 PM
JooN-YeR

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CDX.. You just made me laugh!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02-25-2009, 10:59 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by SiNiST3R-Sp4rK

CDX.. You just made me laugh!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no!

Chuck Norris goes to penis like alchohol goes to an alchoholic
03-06-2009, 09:16 PM
Blue

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

Oh no!

Chuck Norris goes to penis like alchohol goes to an alchoholic

dude,alchohol goes to the crack addict remember :p

Off Topic:
Did you know if you stick a beer bottle in your ass hole,you will get drunk 5 times faster,but get alchohol poinsioning like twice as fast
03-06-2009, 09:24 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by Commander_John.

dude,alchohol goes to the crack addict remember :p

Off Topic:
Did you know if you stick a beer bottle in your ass hole,you will get drunk 5 times faster,but get alchohol poinsioning like twice as fast

I watch manswers too :P

and you get drunk way way faster than that. Depending on how much and what it is you will get *instantly* buzzed / hammered / completely fucked in like 20 seconds. Depending on what it is. If you put a shot of tequila or vodka up your ass YOUR FUCKED. It probably won't give you alchohol poisoning but that is ALL your having for the night. You won't want more you'll be like instantly hammered.
03-06-2009, 09:42 PM
Blue

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

I watch manswers too :P

and you get drunk way way faster than that. Depending on how much and what it is you will get *instantly* buzzed / hammered / completely fucked in like 20 seconds. Depending on what it is. If you put a shot of tequila or vodka up your ass YOUR FUCKED. It probably won't give you alchohol poisoning but that is ALL your having for the night. You won't want more you'll be like instantly hammered.

Manswer Is The Shit

2 teguila shots ur ass is dead lol

what about fireballs,how many is that guna take to do u in?
03-06-2009, 10:31 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by Commander_John.

Manswer Is The Shit

2 teguila shots ur ass is dead lol

what about fireballs,how many is that guna take to do u in?

LOL. No comment. Thats just stupid to do. You'd be fucked.
03-06-2009, 10:33 PM
Blue

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

LOL. No comment. Thats just stupid to do. You'd be fucked.

fireballs aint that bad,only have a shot of vodka
03-06-2009, 10:53 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by Commander_John.

fireballs aint that bad,only have a shot of vodka

Because it would burn like fuck I wasn't talking about being drunk. You would get hammered and be done for the night but your intestines would burn like fuck. Tabasco sauce and some cinnamon schnapps or HOT 100 in some of them recipes differ. That would burn your intestines and really feel uncomfortable lol.

None the less you fucking light it on fire.
03-07-2009, 02:03 AM
Blue

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

Because it would burn like fuck I wasn't talking about being drunk. You would get hammered and be done for the night but your intestines would burn like fuck. Tabasco sauce and some cinnamon schnapps or HOT 100 in some of them recipes differ. That would burn your intestines and really feel uncomfortable lol.

None the less you fucking light it on fire.

still a tums up your ass?

Maybe put the peptobismol up ur ass?

they help hurt burn,or maybe intestine burn o.0
03-07-2009, 02:08 AM
JooN-YeR

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

And it led to this ^^
03-07-2009, 06:17 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by SiNiST3R-Sp4rK

And it led to this ^^

Yeah weirdly enough CJ likes to stick things up his ass.
03-07-2009, 06:27 PM
JooN-YeR

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I knew it!!!!! Since day one!!!!
03-07-2009, 10:38 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by SiNiST3R-Sp4rK

I knew it!!!!! Since day one!!!!

So did the doctors -_-. lol
03-07-2009, 10:43 PM
funkmaster

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

LOL they were looking for cancer but found a bottle of bud light
03-07-2009, 10:46 PM
Zeus

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by funkmaster

LOL they were looking for cancer but found a bottle of bud light

LOL. I wasn't talking about that type of thing I mean't the day he was born ( day 1 ) they knew he liked to put things up his ass.

CJ This is just a little guy conversation not mean't to be offensive WE LOVE YOU!
03-07-2009, 10:50 PM
JooN-YeR

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Yes. We Looooooovvvvveeeee you CJ... <3
03-07-2009, 10:50 PM
funkmaster

Re: Some Chuck Norris Jokes.

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Originally Posted by -.Z3U5.-

LOL. I wasn't talking about that type of thing I mean't the day he was born ( day 1 ) they knew he liked to put things up his ass.

CJ This is just a little guy conversation not mean't to be offensive WE LOVE YOU!

Oh then mabe a baby bottle.Then a sippy cup.Then a watter bottle.Then some root beer.Then some beer.

And yeah nuthin personal just a couple jokes idk if u make fun of me.:)