The CHAMP...is...HERE!

If you smell...what the PHUN is cooking!

Anyway, hey everybody! I would like to introduce myself. My name is xirt--It doesn't matter what your name is! (Shut up, Rock! ;))

Ahem. As I was saying, my username is xirtamehtsitahw. Cookie to anyone who notices the slightly hidden reference to one of my favorite movie series in my name.