I Have a kidney stone.

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Removing a kidney stone.

1. First, place the penis on a flat surface. A table works fine.
2. Next, get a blunt object. Hammers work the best.
3. Now repeatly smash kidney stone with the blunt object.
4. Finally, with the kidney stone smashed to pieces. Gently urinate and let it flow out.

WARNING side-effects may inclube:

• Severly Bruised Penis.
• Lack of self respect.
• No longer functioning penis.
• "Applesauce dick"
• Extreme pain
• Regret
• Bloody hammers
• Extremely wide dick!!!...that is as thick as a piece of paper.

lol,damn codex u always make someone laugh ,applesauce dick,classic LOL