I just wanted to have a beat in there so the beat was really shitty, I made the beat in like 5 minutes. Here;s some beats that I actually took my time on:
http://www.consolediscussions.com/fo...p-beat-t22911/

If I get enough feedback I'll make it into a full fledged rap and make a funny as hell music video for youtube.

http://www.archive.org/details/MySlong


Lyrics:
Yo Yo Yo this is Johnny McKinney
and as you know, I'm off the Hizzy.

I'm just here to tell you, that I'm in love
With this chick that just fell from above.

Shes got beautiful eyes the stare into your soul
It just makes you want to crouch and do a barrel fucking roll.

The hair is amazing for it is long
It's very shiny, but so is my slong.

My slog is so big I had to change the subject
for it must be noticed as it's not microscopic.

It's not very hairy way down there,
but I'm wondering if hers is, or should I care?

I guess it doesn't matter as long as it's tight
But then again hairy, isn't always right.

I've seen some messed up shit in the past
shit that my memory just shouldn't cast.

I bet you are laughing at my mad crazy rap
it's ok, because it made to be funny and sound like crap.

Heh heh heh ohhhh man.